distortmyview:

keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer

katara:

my only weakness is my body image so once im hot i will be invincible 

saddeer:

I’m possessive over someone I don’t even have

The more characters you love, the weaker you are.　

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

• spend the whole year complaining because you watch too many tv shows
• spend the whole summer watching new ones because apparently ‘too many’ is not enough
• repeat every year

• mum:why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me:
• mum:you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you

GROW UP, THEY SAID.

IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID.

• Friend:I hope you're happy.
• Me:I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
• Friend:
• Me:What.

• person:what's your type
• me:fictional

lumos-maxima:

slimed

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows