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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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geeksitup replied to your post: I generally love Tumblr After Dark because we all… Tumblr After Dark like the porn blog? LOL WHAT NO. tumblr after dark is when basically everyone is/should be sleeping and tumblr’ s a bit barmy
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I generally love Tumblr After Dark because we all get so creepy and ridiculous but I love it even more when Hannah’s on because GARLIC BREAD PORN. 
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Anonymous asked: Why do you write so much?
taweesha: Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
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hermioneinwonderland asked: I just finished The Life and Times, and I'm positively crushed the author hasn't updated since February! Does she normally take this long to write or did she quit writing?
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sharticles: Where can I find a male version of me
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✈ where i most want to go  ✔ how many followers i have ™ how many people i follow  ☺a screencap of anything you want  ♫ favorite song(s) ☼ favorite book(s) ♘ favorite fictional character(s) of all time ✿ this or that :) 
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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dont-google-yourself: one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die 
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distortmyview: keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
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the lyrics to the song that plays during ten’s last few moments before his regeneration Vale Decem: Farewell Ten Latin vale decem ad aeternam di melioria ad aeternam vale decem di melioria beati pacifici vale decem alis grave ad perpetuam memoriam vale decem gratis tibi ago ad aeternam numquam singularis numquam dum spiro fido vale vale vale vale … English farewell ten on to...
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in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
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katara: my only weakness is my body image so once im hot i will be invincible 
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“He loves it. He first showed this stuff to me last year. Somebody told him about...”
– Amanda Abbington, on Martin Freeman’s reaction to Tumblr Baker Street Babes Podcast, 27/05/2012. (via kayleyhyde)
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